Showing posts with label Random funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Random funny. Show all posts

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Mean Aunt Amy, and Bye-Bye

Mean Aunt Amy stuffed a pony down Phoebes pants and toys down her onesie! It was so funny!

Phoebe walked around like this for a while... OH she is cute!

Sad farewell, Milan stood out there crying for a long time while her parents got the car full and Sofia loaded in. She was so sad to go! Allie was sad too but she was Ok with is since Milan only wanted to play ponies and Allie wanted to play Princesses! haha
Phoebe saying Bye-bye!

Monday, November 16, 2009

Random Funny....

Why I always have the crazy stories from road trips I don't know! If you missed the old funny it is Totally worth reading about Click here I was remembering that when I was telling Adam about the current funny... Laughing so hard in bed last night!
So We had to stop in White Hall to go to the bathroom and get snacks since we were starving and I needed a Dr Pepper since I was so tired and falling asleep....So we do that and we come back out to the car, There is a car parked beside us, I load up the kids get everyone in and walk around to my side...Open my door put my treats in the car and then I start running in place really fast to get my body to wake up... Then I am punching the air...(Kempo style) Kicking up my heels, running running running! Punching Punching punching! Then I shake my head really good Shake off that sleep...Well when I shake my head I notice something in the car next to me and I look... Well there are two Old Girls sitting there STARING at me like I am NUTS! Mouths open and everything... Well at this point I realize how stupid I probably...OK actually look...so I quickly stop and jump into the van trying SO HARD not to die laughing...Adam asked me if I made eye contact... just for the one second when I realized they where there, then I hid my face in shame... If it had been summer and the windows down I would have explained myself but as it was I just left! Leaving them to wonder if they should call the cops or CFS...And leaving me something to laugh about...Oh well what is a girl to do!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Sunday drivers...

That is us I had to get out the house was getting to me I needed fresh air and relaxing time. I really wanted to take some pictures too so we went on a drive. Which Allie hates... she needs a destination. But Alas she enjoyed playing games checking out cows and looking for horses. Which we found toward the end of the trip. She also remembered another similar ride we took back in April when we saw a Manure "sprinkler" and she asked Hey is there where we saw the Poop flying through the air? Yes dear it is! What a memory!
The sun peeked through for a few minutes....
Our family, Yeah I only noticed that LUKE had that Coke can when I Uploaded these pictures!
Here it is, somedays we just need a little fizzy drink to help make it through...
While we are at it maybe we need a little something wiggly too? Nah we passed...I love this picture, if you click and make it big the dandelions are all lite up, it is so pretty!
Same here with the dandelions...
The Three Amigos...And if it were up to them we would have a plethora of Pinatas.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Just to let you know...

We made it! The kids are in heaven at Grandpa & Grandma's house. They are having lots of fun checking out stuff... When we landed Allie started yelling Utah, Utah, Utah, Utah!!! Grandpa Grandpa Grandpa!!!!!
One other funny story, I had to go to the bathroom, and when I came out of the bathroom there was the flight attendant guy smoking a cigarette I was just standing there staring at him... there was smoke wafting up from the cigarette, My mouth must have dropped...the other flight attendant lady looks at me and says Oh it's fake and the guy attendant starts laughing and says Yeah it is fake... and hands it out to me... My heart had about stopped! It was fake... I told him he was brave, and the other lady was saying You are going to get us All in trouble! (kinda my thoughts too) He was just laughing, and says, Yeah I walked though the Flight Attendent lounge yesterday with it in my mouth.. hahahahaha... He was a Ham that guy... he kept offering to put a little vodka in my drink for me...
They also were very sweet with the kids and gave Phoebe a certificate for her first flight, with wings and all the information about the flight.... it was So cute!
The kids did very well and hardly made peeps... Luke woke from his nap and was a bit cranky but other than that, and Phoebe's hungry cry....It went well.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Just fun...

Luke really excited about Allie's dance playbill..and Grandpa times...
New year, New haircut....

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Just for fun...


found some pictures in the photoboth... Adam and Allie on the plane to DC... CUTE! Luke below is tonight, he was SO thrilled about seeing himself, he kept screaming and looking at his hair and pointing.. Silly boy.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Just for Fun

Melissa reminded me of this picture the other day, and NO that isn't me now... That was with Allie, I was HUGE, I make Buddha look thin! But Hey I figure if you are having a bad day you probably aren't anymore!

Monday, October 13, 2008

Our Dear Camry

What a milestone, literally...

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Conference, Friends, cars and JDubs Oh my

Well if that didn't catch you attention well you are numb...My day was Crazy, but fun (mostly) Jessie B, Heather, Tina and Whittney came over today to watch Conference and have lunch together. But before they arrived I have a "lovely" visit from some Jehovah's, YIKES, we have never had them and of course they have to come the ONE day Adam isn't here! Oy so after "talking" to me about stuff for a while, and contradicting the things they had just said and begging me to take their pamphlet I had to walk into the living room for Allie, so I grabbed a Book of Mormon, I walk over to the door and say Sure I will take yours and I am offering you another witness to the things you say that you believe from the Bible... The guy says No thanks, so I say well then I am not taking yours either, and hand it back to him. Then he says Well that is too bad, and I say Yup you are right it is too bad!
YIKES! Stressful! Well anyway everything after that was fun... Lots of Great food, great fun and crazy cute kids running around having a blast playing together!
Adam on the other hand had a crazy day, the NERB went well, (as well as a stinkin' test goes) And on the way home he was driving and went to go down this street and the light changed and he had to hit the brakes hard, well guess what The WHOLE peddle broke under his foot. (You didn't know he was that strong did you? He has been working out) Well anyway he coasted through the intersection, thankfully the person coming stopped and let him pass...he got into a gas station... and another one of the guys they were with at school saw them and stopped, and they got the car to some sort of brake place down the street.... Thank heaven he was watched over! Kinda crazy and scary, time for a new car! ( I didn't want to drive that thing anyway!)

Friday, September 26, 2008

Some Fall in our home....

Today we broke out FALL...
We changed the Stars in our window to Pumpkins...
I love decorating with Cookie cutters...
Ignore my dirty stove, and I will ignore the fact that,
that pumpkin towel doesn't absorb anything! It is just pretty. Pumpkins and BYU Football, It is fall that is for sure!

Here is the random story of the day...We went to Wegmans because my friend Alexis has these Glade Plug in things in her bathroom and they smell FAB. So I printed a buy one get one coupon and headed over to make my bathroom smell yummy too...Well Of course they didn't have any, duh why would they? And Luke was being fun as always at nap time when I drag him out. So this "very nice" (crazy) lady in front of us is being REALLY slow, and talking to me and the kids which is fine, but then the check out guy has finished with her and moves on to us, so she starts loading up OUR stuff in her cart. Hmm, Allie FLIPS out, Those are MY marshmallow maties! So Allie grabs that box, Haha funny right she is just teasing... No she grabs the Shredded wheat too... then my bag of air fresheners, then my other bag with the rest of my cereal etc. Well I keep grabbing my bags out of her cart, and Allie is getting ticked, the check out guy is asking How would you like to pay???? Lady won't move her cart, and is wondering why I am taking bags out of her cart..."Are we going to barter" she asks, Haha, yeah Um NO. I finally have to tell her He is all done with you and we need to pay now... OH ok well bye! Yup Bye! Thankfully she didn't make off with my stuff, but that was Odd to say the least.
On a good note my Sister Melissa Won a 2 night trip to San Diego from a radio station in Utah... Very cool cause if anyone needs a vacation besides me it is Melissa! Way to go!

Monday, September 8, 2008

Although in Hong Kong he still manages to show up once a week...

My Brother in law is in Hong Kong, and yet still manages to get up at 3am to come to our house and watch the BYU game with us! haha, Lucky for Ryan technology can keep up and let him watch his beloved Cougars even from across the world... We emailed him and asked him if he was wanting to watch this weeks game, (since it was earlier) and he emailed back "What do you think!" Adam said he would do the same, at first I thought He is Nuts, then I remembered he has no kids there! He can go to church and then sleep in the rest of the day if he wants! Well the other good news is BYU won by one so hey, you know Go Cougs!
This picture is amazing, it blows my mind! the old meets the modern, it is just So beautiful!

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

BYU wives

Byrnn, hope you don't mine me posting the link to you but this is the Funniest thing EVER!
Another BYU fan's wife, and her letter to her torturer, Football Season!
Click here to read it!

GO BYU haha

Saturday, August 30, 2008

We interupt this Marrage to bring you BYU Football Season!

Today it Begins!

Party is at our house....

I know there are lots of wives out there like me who Like BYU Football Maybe even Love it... But it does tend to remove the Husband factor from the home! haha, Good luck this year ladies! They are supposed to be GREAT this year! I guess if you can beat them Join them!

GO COUGS!
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Friday, August 1, 2008

Funnies from our trip

Before I forget, I needed to share these silly things from our trip...
In Wyoming passing a huge herd of cows... Adam says Wow look at all the hamburgers! Allie yell DAD they are COWS, Hamburgers can't walk! (DUH DAD!)
I laughed and laughed! Oh funny girl... very wise!

Secondly was me... we were getting gas in the middle of noplace Iowa, there is a young guy next to us getting gas also, Adam takes Allie in to go potty and walk around and we let Lucas loose in the car he was in the drivers seat looking at me pumping gas. Well I look over at him, and the guy next to us, (at least in his general direction) and I say in my baby voice... Hello handsome boy how are you? well i see the guys head snap up and look at me... and I look at him and I realize hmm, he doesn't know Luke is in the car... so I say UH, Hi. he says Hi, I look back at Lucas and start Pointedly talking to LUKE about what a good boy he is... Opps! I was dying! poor guy!

OK now it is late and I am probably not typing in english and Luke is probably going to wake up at 6am... So night night, i can't wait for Adam to be home tomorrow! I am so bored...I always knew I would be bored without him!

Oh ps, Allie had a blast at her swimming lesson today and she even went down the slide in the waterpark, she did really well, I was so excited for her!

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Just had to share this...

On KSL news site they have the following story, I was dying laughing... just imagining the 2 soldiers "scrambling to get out." I bet a billion dollars they had to change their pants! I know I would!

Air Force: Pilot error led to accidental strafing
June 25th, 2008 @ 10:51am

HILL AIR FORCE BASE, Utah (AP) -- Air Force investigators say an F-16 pilot misidentified a sport utility vehicle when he blasted it with a 20 mm cannon in April.

The Air Force says the pilot momentarily lost visual contact with a target while using night-vision goggles at the Utah Test and Training Range.

Moments later, he misidentified the parked SUV and hit it with rounds from the plane's cannon. It was about 1.5 miles away from the target.

Two soldiers inside the vehicle received minor injuries as they scrambled to get out.

The 388th Fighter Wing at Utah's Hill Air Force Base has taken administrative actions against the pilot, including a change in his qualifications. He's also been required to get more training.

The pilot's name was not released Wednesday.


This is the actual vehicle, you would wet yourselves too!

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Are you kidding?

The Peter Potty... No Really...

No this is real, would you actually use this? I can't imagine that thing in my bathroom...All it brings to my mind is What a mess, I bet it is a pain to clean....Just had to share cause I think it is crazy, but hey what do I know I pee sitting down!

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

1950's....or my house?


Most of these things I actually do, Not just for Adam's sake but cause Actually I do enjoy it... With out the extremes... Like the last one...I sure do know my place, an equal voice, and if not, a loud voice! hehe....But I like to have my house clean, and clutter free, NOT that it really is ...but anyway thought it was funny none the less...

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Funny random man



Ok we don't know this guy he was just at the park yesterday but this was so funny I had to post it. He pretending, (I think) to be stuck and I just love the look on the kids faces! Beckey, I think the little girl with Allie in looks like she could be one of your girls!
In all of living have much of fun and laughter. Life is to be enjoyed, not just endured. President Gordon B. Hinckley